70 years later and still bad ass. chuck norris turns 70. corey haim overdoses. coincidence?
in chuck's honor, i am posting my favorite norris-isms of all time:
1. Darth Vadar dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
4. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
5. What's 30 times Chuck Norris? Oblivion.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
signs
signs of maturity:
1. foregoing a bagel for breakfast for the healthier yogurt option
2. sticking to my exercise plan
3. walking to work this morning in the rain/snow and saving the money from the cab fare
4. realizing i have read just as many non-fiction books as pink books in the past year
signs i am not really as mature as i think:
1. forgetting that i was in public on my walk to work this morning and dancing on the street when a particularly awesome smith's song came on
2. laughing hysterically at the picture of rick in his storm trooper helmet
3. stopping each time the filet o' fish commerical comes on to sing along
4. realizing that the number of tween shows i watch on the CW far exceeds the number of newspapers i read and being completely ok with that statistic
1. foregoing a bagel for breakfast for the healthier yogurt option
2. sticking to my exercise plan
3. walking to work this morning in the rain/snow and saving the money from the cab fare
4. realizing i have read just as many non-fiction books as pink books in the past year
signs i am not really as mature as i think:
1. forgetting that i was in public on my walk to work this morning and dancing on the street when a particularly awesome smith's song came on
2. laughing hysterically at the picture of rick in his storm trooper helmet
3. stopping each time the filet o' fish commerical comes on to sing along
4. realizing that the number of tween shows i watch on the CW far exceeds the number of newspapers i read and being completely ok with that statistic
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