Saturday morning. Hangover. Migas. First funny sign of the day, click for a closer look (don't forget the hilarious vegetarian sign from the bbq crawl). We love you too Magnolia Cafe and your delicious salsa.
Notice the tiny car next to Austin's huge truck. We had bets about whether we could fit the smart car into the truck's bed. The hippies owning the smart car glared at us silently.
After some rest and recovery (i.e. the boys slept and the girls shopped) we headed out to tailgates. I have never seen a more intense tailgate of my life. This school bus stopped us in our tracks, then made us jealous because of the amount of beer and food being consumed.
Look closely - the geniuses behind the school bus rigged a device so that no one had to walk anywhere to throw out their beer cans. Beer is priority here. Although professional bbq served at tailgates came in a close second. At tailgates. Made by regular people (well, football fans anway). Seriously.
Texans respect their women by designating pink porto potties. They were quite clean, I might add. Thank you UT for making it easier for me to drink more beer.
Hilarious sign #2. Seth tried to order a mai tai and got kicked out. For some reason, Sean and his imaginary friend were permitted to stay.
This chili was as hot as it looks. I regret standing within 10 feet of Seth for the 24 hours after he consumed this entire dish.
Texans love their flag - it extends 30 yards into the field. There was even a choreographed danced with the flag that I can't begin to describe.
The band played Bon Jovi in recognition of our attendance.
Conclusions:
(1) We are super cute.
(2) Texans love funny signs.
(3) Texans love their flag even more than funny signs.
(4) Bevo is my new mascot.
(5) MJ and Austin sure know how to plan an amazing weekend.
1 comment:
JAMIE FOR THE HEISMAN!!!
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