why puerto rico, you ask?

1. Time slows to almost a stop on the beach in 85 degree sunny weather

2. Empty beaches with no beach passes

3. Cerveza?

4. Banana DANG (google it)

5. Julius the sand crab

6. The use of horses as transportation on major roads

7. No mosquitoes

8. The seemingly endless breeze that is just cool enough

9. Bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for $2.50

And last but not least: