2 years!

Happy Anniversary to us! Two years ago today we broke a glass, danced the hora, ate some brunch, drank a ton and partied with all of our favorite people. I couldn't have asked for a better wedding. Lucky for me the marriage just keeps getting better!

Thanks for the flowers, fun and laughs. I couldn't ask for a better partner in crime.

odd celebrity (?) spotting

as a lover of bad talk shows from the 1990s, you can imagine my excitement when we walked into mexicana mama in the west village last night to be seated next to the one and only ricki lake.  while i thought she had retired from her show biz life (i.e. vanished from the public eye), a quick google search tells me that nicki minaj gave ricki a little shoutout in one of her latest songs, only to give my friend ricki a quick shot back in the spotlight.  she spent the meal on her blackberry (is that something that living in LA does to you?) which basically meant i got bored and stopped paying attention to her.   besides, my dinner companions (yeah gregg and ali) were much awesomer than any 1990s talk show host (except maybe geraldo).    

film festival

To honor an annual tradition started before we were dating, this weekend Seth and I headed to the Tribeca Film Festival to check out one of the festival’s main attractions, Jesus Henry Christ.   This was the first movie where there was some serious star power (Julia Roberts produced the movie and showed up for the red carpet and Robert De Niro even made an appearance).   Seth and I walked the red carpet too but for some reason, no one took our picture.   I wonder why...

Despite all of the hype, however, the movie and the experience were extremely disappointing.  First, the ticket holders who didn’t know someone (i.e., us) were relegated to the sides of the theatre.  The entire middle was saved for VIPs.  So I really only saw the left side of the movie. Second, only one bathroom, with four stalls (naturally) was open for the women (picture that line of angry women).  The other bathrooms were also saved for VIPs.  This was the first time I have ever experienced feeling like a second class citizen at the film festival.  To me, one of the coolest parts of attending is that anyone can get tickets to any movie and sit in the crowd with everyone else.  That feeling was definitely lost at this premiere.

Sadly, the movie didn’t fare much better.   The acting was excellent.   Unfortunately, the actors had very little to work with as the writing was forced and the plot was aimless with gratuitous violence that was supposed to be funny (it wasn’t).   It had such great potential, but just fell flat in execution.  Halfway through the movie, I strongly considered leaving or taking out my iphone to play Words with Friends (player name: pookiemcguire, let’s play!).  We stuck it out, though, and were rewarded with a very honest Q & A with the director.   When asked about the significance of the color red in the movie (it definitely did appear a lot), he responded “my production designer thought it looked cool.”   Well, who can argue with that?

x-factor

i have absolutely no idea what the x-factor is or who may even have it, but auditions for the show, held at the prudential center today, has caused the population of newark to double this morning.   lucky for me, i walk right past the prudential center on my way to work and today, was the most entertaining walk i have ever had.

this is one small glimpse of the crowd and the tv camera crews.  i saw trucks from every network, including some i had never heard of.   there was a woman in the crowd in a wedding dress informing people they could take her picture and put it on facebook (not sure how that helps).  i have concluded that people who audition for the x-factor like (1) colorful wigs, (2) glitter, (3) very tiny skirts and (4) to sing out loud while waiting in line. 

as one of the court security officers told me, the pickpockets are going to have a field day.   think anyone from new jersey will make it on the show?  we are a talented bunch!

two surprises in one

(1)  surprise tickets last night to see explosions in the sky (one of my favorite bands in the world) at radio city music hall

(2)  rick (one of my favorite people in the world) suddenly appearing on the street and joining us for the show

thanks to the best husband in the world for his excellent plotting skills.  the two of them had been planning to surprise me since january and totally had me fooled.  as always, the show was amazing.  color me one lucky lady to have such fabulous dudes in my life.

NCIS repeats, my ass.

at the age of 12

i am fairly certain i could barely tie my shoes much less speak in a coherent sentence that didn't involve the word "no" or "i don't want to."   i even invested in a button i wore on my jacket which said "NO" so i could avoid having to speak to adults.

contrast that with this 12  year old.   like his mom, i also like ellen.  like him, i do like sandwiches.  maybe he and i could discuss that.  certainly everything else out of his mouth is well beyond me.

irony

walking into penn station, i heard lovely classical music playing on the loud speaker.   next to me was a man relieving himself out in the open.  

at least he had a nice soundtrack.