70 years later and still bad ass. chuck norris turns 70. corey haim overdoses. coincidence?
in chuck's honor, i am posting my favorite norris-isms of all time:
1. Darth Vadar dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
4. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
5. What's 30 times Chuck Norris? Oblivion.
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