Friday, October 8, 2010

Shot in the Dark

Dear Mr. Colicchio,

Your new restaurant is quite lovely.   I greatly enjoyed the fried chicken (maybe a bit too much) and your fried provolone was divine.  Introducing horseradish into a deviled egg tickled my fancy as well.   While I certainly appreciate the views of the East River, if you could please just move Riverpark a titch west, say 3 to 5 avenues, that would be peachy.

Sincerely yours,
A Lazy Westsider

P.S.  If the Sauvignon Blanc is the best white wine by the glass, try to avoid running out.

P.P.S.  Offering Reisling in its place is probably a no-no.

P.P.P.S.  Stay bald.  It suits you.

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