Thursday, December 2, 2010

Jury Duty - NY Style

Lawyer (while questioning potential jurors):  Sir, if you were deliberating and you had a disagreement with another juror about the evidence presented or about what a witness said, would you feel comfortable sending a note to the judge to ask a question?

Potential Juror:  No, I don't argue.  I just slap.

Lawyer:  I am sorry?

Potential Juror:  Talking is for girls.  I don't like to talk.  I just use my fists.

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