if there is a hard object within five feet of me, i will walk into it. even if i consciously try not to.
babies like ice cream and popsicles.
my right rib is apparently a very comfortable place to rest a foot/hand/butt. even though that limb is tiny, it is mighty.
body pillows from bed, bath and beyond are the greatest invention ever.
shoes that buckle or tie should be forgotten about for a while.
carrying anything over 2 pounds is a thing of the past. not because you can't, but because no one will let you.
people will tell you that you waddle. unsolicited.
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